Frequently Asked Questions


Unfortunately, I don't have the answers, just the questions. I thought since all the big time computer sites had FAQ pages, maybe I ought to have one too.

Where the hell have you been ? Are we there yet ? Haven't we met before ? Was it good for you ? What's for dinner ? Do you have this in some other color ? You want how much ?! Do you have a light ? Is it Friday yet ? Could I subsitute apple pie for the jello ? Have you heard the one about...? Do you notice anything different about me ? That's tomorrow ?!! You want me to do what ?!

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Gary Barnes/soji 1996